Simon is playing soccer & Liam is playing football. Thus, we are entering the season of fall team snacks, Clark's pet-peeve.
Some thoughts Clark has about soccer snacks: The reward for the privilege of playing an athletic sport is asinine. If your kids are hungry after soccer, you should take them home and feed them lunch. If they are hungry before soccer, feed them lunch. Maybe the kids should bring adults snacks for our sacrifices of driving to and from practice, diligently cheering along the sidelines, purchasing new sports equipment each and every season, picking them up when they fall down, biting your tongue when they blow it on the field... That's it, we are buying Pop-Rocks and Coke for snack this weekend--we won't be asked to participate in soccer snacks again.
Pop-Rocks and Coke, is he nuts? I sure love this guy!
Some thoughts Clark has about soccer snacks: The reward for the privilege of playing an athletic sport is asinine. If your kids are hungry after soccer, you should take them home and feed them lunch. If they are hungry before soccer, feed them lunch. Maybe the kids should bring adults snacks for our sacrifices of driving to and from practice, diligently cheering along the sidelines, purchasing new sports equipment each and every season, picking them up when they fall down, biting your tongue when they blow it on the field... That's it, we are buying Pop-Rocks and Coke for snack this weekend--we won't be asked to participate in soccer snacks again.
Pop-Rocks and Coke, is he nuts? I sure love this guy!
2 comments:
Pop rocks and coke? Didn't they outlaw that combination back in the '80's? That would fix your snack participation tho!! Tell Clark to go for it...I'm with him!! :)
Friends at work have suggested a snack of spicy chili or anchovies. That would do the trick too! :)
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